Westwood missing for 3 games and we end up with "Colby Bishop's Magic" and "We've got Super Danny Cowley, he knows exactly what we need" in quick order.
By the time he's back, we've picked the lyrics up and FP is rocking.
Finally some original, lengthy songs with words. Proof, if ever it was needed, that the bell inhibits the famous FP atmosphere of old.
We need a song for Nicky Cowley or he'll get the arse
We need that drummer to keep quiet adds feck all to the atmosphere 90% of the time
Re the Drummer - nice career available in the RM Band service !
(18-08-2022, 11:30 AM)Tomsk Wrote: [ -> ]We need a song for Nicky Cowley or he'll get the arse
Didn’t know he was that way inclined.
We are the greatest supporters country wide
We f*cking love Portsmouth we sing till we die
We travel in numbers but Frattons our home
The Pompey boys are well known.
And repeat.
No tune, sing it as it is...
Also scummer songs stopped when he wasn’t there!!
(20-08-2022, 09:39 AM)Santa release Claus Wrote: [ -> ]The Pompey boys are well known
We sing till we die
Westy's getting his willy blown
By essentialmix75
No tune, just sing it as is moosh
The last line lets it down.
To My Ding a-ling.
Westy's got a ringing bell.
It puts his fellow supporters through hell.
Every time, they try to sing.
He starts off ringing that ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh
His ding-a-ling, his ding-a-ling, we wish he'd give up on his ding-a-ling!
His ding-a-ling, his ding-a-ling, we wish he'd give up on his ding-a-ling!
Then there's someone beating a drum.
It's loud enough to make your brain numb.
Bang-bang-bang, and ding-ding-ding.
They just can't stop it with their ding-a-ling-a-ling.
To wordy and nothing more than one syllable.
One for the next time we play those carrot crunchers:
Irene's a slag (a slag)
Irene's a slag (a slag)
Irene's a slag
Irene's a slag
Irene is a slag.