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All Star Game!?  Get back in the feckin’ sea.
Hope to God our owners never spout this kind of rubbish.
Bloody Yanks, oops
His ideas are completely Bonkers
I think there should be a footballing Gentlemen v Players match.
Another lazy uneducated owner who thinks he knows it all. They're 10 a penny.
I am sure other recommendations he made included a lap of all four stands if the goalie clears it out of the ground, head gear, and rolling subs for offensive and defensive teams. Go football go!
What we need is to be allowed to bring on specialist free kickers and penalty takers and massive breaks in between goals so that a 90 min game can be dragged out for 3 hours . Also no draws , teams should play until the last player standing.
(14-09-2022, 06:53 PM)briefcase_wanchor Wrote: [ -> ]All Star Game!?  Get back in the feckin’ sea.
Hope to God our owners never spout this kind of rubbish.

I really don't give a shet about the PL but, long term, Chelsea are fecked. The owners have already spunked £4.2 billion that they'll want back, plus the £300 million they splurged during the summer and the £32 million they spent on Potter (who'll last 18 months at best). And that's without updating the stadium like Liverpool etc. All that is no longer debt free or and not friendly debt either. The ownership structure is all over the place too - shell companies everywhere.

At the end of the day, you can't compete with the sports-washing spending from middle east dictators.
(15-09-2022, 10:25 AM)bluetagagain Wrote: [ -> ]What we need is to be allowed to bring on specialist free kickers and penalty takers and massive breaks in between goals so that a 90 min game can be dragged out for 3 hours . Also no draws , teams should play until the last player standing.

We also need a whole shit load of people with clipboards and headphones standing along both touchlines just to disrupt everybody's view and enjoyment.
(15-09-2022, 01:14 PM)Tomsk Wrote: [ -> ]
(15-09-2022, 10:25 AM)bluetagagain Wrote: [ -> ]What we need is to be allowed to bring on specialist free kickers and penalty takers and massive breaks in between goals so that a 90 min game can be dragged out for 3 hours . Also no draws , teams should play until the last player standing.

We also need a whole shit load of people with clipboards and headphones standing along both touchlines just to disrupt everybody's view and enjoyment.

Plus a couple of dozen or more cheerleaders both sides of the pitch
Can you imagine a couple of dozen Westwood clones as cheerleaders?
(15-09-2022, 07:07 PM)Cleaver Greene Wrote: [ -> ]Can you imagine a couple of dozen Westwood clones as cheerleaders?

Yes  Sad
Sponsored throw ins would bring in much needed revenue. Also the center circle should have some sort of logo in it. Ditto for the penalty areas and boxes. Green grass is boring as fook and its wasted realestate.

Goal mouths should be papered over fully. And also covered with various sponsor logos. When the ball goes through it, there should be a confetti explosion. Removes the need for the broken VAR system..

Players should wear helmets with microphones and earpieces in them so managers can relay information to them in real time. And for a small fee, punters can also get a headpiece or chose the live feed on ifollow commentary.