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Given today's totally inept and embarrassing performance, we must surely wonder who to blame. So here are some offerings to vote on by Xmas Day.

1. Climate change
2. Golobal warming
3. Human rights abuses in Milton Keynes (see Stadium thread ;-))
4. Pitch too hard
5. Grass too green
6. Ball too round
7. Dopey Joe Biden
8. Madman Vlady Putin
9. Archbishop of Canterbury
10. Mad Rishi Sunak
11. Even more mad Keir Starmer
12. On another planet Jeremy Corbin
13. Westwood
14. Players all too delicate to play in the cold
15. Players not good enough
16. Players good enough but can't be @rsed
17. Cowleys lost the dressing room
18. Cowleys lost the plot
19. All of the above
20. None of the above
21. Some of the above
22. Don't know, don't care
23. Another reason - please state what!

1st Prize for winner - possible free ticket to future game at FP
2nd Prize - possible free tickets to 2 games at FP ;-)

It would be remiss of me not to say that there are actually 24 reasons

You missed out Brexit.

A combination of chemtrails, aerosol vaccination, and
5G radiation emanating from the remaining floodlight tower was to blame.

23. The players were suffering from the sh!ts after eating the club Christmas lunch last week as they will be training & travelling on Xmas Day.

confused by having a new plan to learn every week, match, training session.

It's the butterfly effect.
On Sept 14th I had one Stella more than usual and slapped the wife. The wife subsequently threw my collection of porn out the window at the very moment Danny and Nicky were driving by whilst deep in a mid tactic discussion. One of my mags landed on Danny's windscreen, opened at the centrefold which was 2 nuns and a donkey. Danny's subsequent shock has since led to abandonment of pressing, instructing the physio to adopt some medical practices used only in Papua New Guinea and drawing the starting line-up out of a paper bag.

25. The Moroccans were an unknown quantity.

All good additions that I forgot, particularly Brexit ,and I can add Covid. Keep 'em comming

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