The Locks Heath Lederhosen Ladyboys are mobbing up for the last game of the season.
The Warsash Wimple Wearers were going to the match but couldn't muster any enthusiasm so are staying round Willy Waggler's house to follow it on Twitter. You get a better cup of tea there.
The Portchester Pyjama Party Pals are up for it and are readying their warm and calming nightcaps
The Totton Todger Touchers Crew are bang up for it !!!
The Fawley Felchers were up for it, but like the rest of the wurzles they can't be arsed now.