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Soft as F*ck XI - Lawrence - 22-09-2022
Id start off with Kawaguchi as goalkeeper....
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - Pedalo_menders - 22-09-2022
Ben close and Adam May as holding midfielders.
Who was that guy who was a left back (right back?) Mixed race, bald, web-something?? Played for us when we were dropping down the leagues. So lightweight he would get blown into the stands if the ref farted.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - Deebo - 22-09-2022
Jimmy Twinkletoes Carter
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - bluetagagain - 22-09-2022
French twát Lauren?, Scott Fücking McGarvey, Steve Widley, Kyle Bennett, Jimmy Carter and that’s just for starters.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - dsmg - 22-09-2022
Unfair on May I feel, never really got a chance here.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - bluetagagain - 22-09-2022
Richard Duffy, Ricky Holmes, Peter Marinello.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - Rick Pumpkin - 22-09-2022
Yassin Moutaouakil.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - TBP - 22-09-2022
Mark Stimson Carl Tiler
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - Tomsk - 22-09-2022
Pedro Mendes, went down like a sack of spuds with the slightest of nudges from gentle Ben
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - slayer - 22-09-2022
Laurent Robert bags the left wing
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - bluetagagain - 22-09-2022
That’s the French twát I meant lol
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - West Australian Portsmouth Fan - 23-09-2022
(22-09-2022, 04:34 PM)Pedalo_menders Wrote: Ben close and Adam May as holding midfielders.
Who was that guy who was a left back (right back?) Mixed race, bald, web-something?? Played for us when we were dropping down the leagues. So lightweight he would get blown into the stands if the ref farted.
Danny Webber? We were Premier League and Championship when he played for us so maybe him
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - West Australian Portsmouth Fan - 23-09-2022
(23-09-2022, 01:35 AM)West Australian Portsmouth Fan Wrote:(22-09-2022, 04:34 PM)Pedalo_menders Wrote: Ben close and Adam May as holding midfielders.
Who was that guy who was a left back (right back?) Mixed race, bald, web-something?? Played for us when we were dropping down the leagues. So lightweight he would get blown into the stands if the ref farted.
Danny Webber? We were relegated from the Premier League when he played for us so maybe him
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - DeepBlue - 23-09-2022
Prosinecki could be in this team. Brilliant player but no-one can deny he relied on others to do his running and tackling.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - bluetagagain - 23-09-2022
He smoked tabs at halftime, well hard.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - Rick Pumpkin - 24-09-2022
(23-09-2022, 04:58 PM)DeepBlue Wrote: Prosinecki could be in this team. Brilliant player but no-one can deny he relied on others to do his running and tackling.
Except for during a tedious 0-0 away draw at Walsall. Pros had just come on as sub and lost the ball in their half, chased back and put in a great recovery tackle on the edge of our box and won the ball back. I recall it was Darren Wrack who he lost the ball to and he was no slouch as a player.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - essentialmix75 - 24-09-2022
Courtney Pitt.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - mike hunt - 24-09-2022
Gilchrist a waste of space, Nigel Quashi, Chris Lawler, Gary Stanley & lauren
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - Rick Pumpkin - 24-09-2022
(24-09-2022, 02:22 PM)mike hunt Wrote: Gilchrist a waste of space, Nigel Quashi, Chris Lawler, Gary Stanley & lauren
What a quintet of awfulness!
I'd add in Maitland Pollock, John Lathan, Jim MCaffrey and Leigh Barnard from the mid/late 70s period. None of them able to fight off a fly let alone an old school Division 4 defender.
RE: Soft as F*ck XI - Hammie - 24-09-2022
Pretty much all of the player signed to take the place of Ball's team of mongrels! (in comparison anyhow)