[Deebo]

“ No "burger flipper" FYI I have a set of Wison Staff di9 graphite 4-PW & a couple of Cleveland Wedges as irons .”

Well lucky old you. And you get to use your pristine set of graphite-bristle Scrubaloo bogbrushes to clean your bullshit off them after every round.

[Pompeyg100]

I hear you use a mop handle tied to a pooper scooper as a pitching wedge.

No "burger flipper" FYI I have a set of Wison Staff di9 graphite 4-PW & a couple of Cleveland Wedges as irons .

Now get back to the cooking fat, grill or whatever you use to cook that manky sh!t in - the fat coonts need you slaving - remember to wash your sh!tty hands before handling food we don't want you passing on    e-coli to them.

You have wedges as irons?!

[exterminator]

No "burger flipper" FYI I have a set of Wison Staff di9 graphite 4-PW & a couple of Cleveland Wedges as irons .

You have wedges as irons?!

Perhaps it would have been better worded for golfers  as  "Irons -  Wison Staff di9 4-pw" and a couple of Cleveland Wedges.

However I was replying to the board village idiot  namely Dimbo whose only interest in life apart from his  " burger flippin' job is going home to have a cuddle with  his "mummy" and   playing with his toy train set.

[oi oi saveloy]

Deebo,
double cheese please mush.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

Just seen a clip of David Davis' interview with Andrew Neil and realised why all you Brexity-types are so sore. Apparently it was a Remainers Brexit

So we won after all - apparently.

[Deebo]

Deebo,
double cheese please mush.

Sorry mate but you’ll have to get to the back of the queue. I’m frying up some of my specials - out-of-date gammon and English mustard for the Brexiteers and roast lamb with sour grapes for the Remainers. They’re going down a treat.

[Deebo]

"However I was replying to the board village idiot  namely Dimbo whose only interest in life apart from his  " burger flippin' job is going home to have a cuddle with  his "mummy" and   playing with his toy train set."

Oh I’ve got a few other interests. Watching you pick the scab off your many insecurities on here every day is one. It’s tragic but funny at the same time.

[Jezzer]

Deebo,
double cheese please mush.

Sorry mate but you’ll have to get to the back of the queue. I’m frying up some of my specials  - out-of-date gammon and English mustard for the Brexiteers and roast lamb with sour grapes for the Remainers. They’re going down a treat.

Being a Remainer put me down for double roast lamb with sour grapes. Do you do snowflake pie for dessert?

[Tufnell_Chimes]

Snowflake pie hasn’t been in stock since Guff learnt about statues he never knew existed.

[exgaffer]

Snowflake pie hasn’t been in stock since Guff learnt about statues he never knew existed.

For a start you seem to be completely unaware of the meaning of ‘snowflake’, along with most other things judging by you posts on here   .

Which particular statues were you referring to and how do you know I’ve never heard of them?

Finally, even if I hadn’t heard of them I would still be against their toppling by a bunch of brain dead middle class twats trying to signal their virtue (when in reality they have none).  

Quite apart from the fact that you can’t re-write history.

I’d get back to your slavish support of the Labour Party if I were you, it better fits your ‘talents’.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

"Snowflake" is a derogatory slang term for a person, implying that they have an inflated sense of uniqueness, an unwarranted sense of entitlement, or are overly-emotional, easily offended, and unable to deal with opposing opinions."

Hmm, - "overly-emotional, easily offended and unable to deal with opposing opinions."

[Deebo]

Deebo,
double cheese please mush.

Sorry mate but you’ll have to get to the back of the queue. I’m frying up some of my specials  - out-of-date gammon and English mustard for the Brexiteers and roast lamb with sour grapes for the Remainers. They’re going down a treat.

Being a Remainer put me down for double roast lamb with sour grapes. Do you do snowflake pie for dessert?

We tried doing a snowflake tart at Dimbo’s but it didn’t sell well - too bitter. We do a very nice burger for lavatory attendants though. Triple sausage, lots of gravy and brown sauce. It’s called the Exturdburger.

[exterminator]

Deebo,
double cheese please mush.

Sorry mate but you’ll have to get to the back of the queue. I’m frying up some of my specials  - out-of-date gammon and English mustard for the Brexiteers and roast lamb with sour grapes for the Remainers. They’re going down a treat.

Being a Remainer put me down for double roast lamb with sour grapes. Do you do snowflake pie for dessert?

We tried doing a snowflake tart at Dimbo’s but it didn’t sell well - too bitter. We do a very nice burger for lavatory attendants though. Triple sausage, lots of gravy and brown sauce. It’s called the Exturdburger.

Sorry Dimbo -I don't eat burgers, they taste disgusting & make you fat. Gravy is a no,no as well as brown sauce - you just carry on scoffing all that sh!t whilst watching your toy train set go round and round and round.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

I am actually with you on brown sauce. Common ground at last!

...but you're all wrong on gravy.

[Deebo]

*** ANNOUNCEMENT ***

The previous posts are indicative of the negative attitude to the Dimbo’s brand and products that has become evident since Brexit. For that reason we are announcing the closure of all Dimbo’s franchises in the UK and Europe and telling the world of our move to Russia where we will be taking over the recently vacated McDonalds outlets. We shall shortly be launching our flagship burger — “The Putin” — a slice of bloody raw beef and a spicy red herring in a bun made from stolen Ukrainian grain. “You will enjoy it comrade. You’d better!”

[Tufnell_Chimes]

Димбо. Люблю это.

[Deebo]

Have you time to design the logo? I’m too close to the project. My initial idea was an energetic slash of tomato sauce as the letter "Z". Just a thought.

твой друг президент димбо

[scouse]

ты начал что-то здесь

[Deebo]

Just had a message from the Kremlin. Apparently the Dimbo’s takeover of the Russian burger market HAS to be called a "Special Culinary Operation".

[Isaac Hunt]

Остерегайтесь соуса «Новичок»

[Ain’t got a Danny]

DeeboJust had a message from the Kremlin. Apparently the Dimbo’s takeover of the Russian burger market HAS to be called a "Special Culinary Operation".

I suppose along with the turd burger you’ll only be allowed to serve Banks’ bitter.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

Taking back control is going well. Millions spent on setting up a government-sponsored people trafficking business to Rwanda, …and it all falls apart. Wot a surprise.

[Isaac Hunt]

Should have let the operation out to the Frog traffickers

[Ain’t got a Danny]

It’s not a serious immigration control just back of a fag packet stuff.

They could just have set up a processing centre in Calais. When applicants get turned down they can seek asylum in France. If they get approved it’s only a short cheap journey to the U.K. The Rwandan deal only covers about 30% of applicants anyway.

Plus the added bonus of not having to explain to voters when it becomes widely known that the U.K. has to take a proportion of Rwandan nationals as part of the deal.

[Isaac Hunt]

The whole thing stinks
Export 7 iranians or the like
and import 68 Rwandians