[exgaffer]

I’ve just had the misfortune to see Whitty’s ‘get jabbed or you’ll die’ public information propoganda film.

All he needs to complete the scene is the Grim Reaper standing behind him and a vulture on his shoulder ffs.

Here is your latest broadcast from the Ministry of Fear……

[Tufnell_Chimes]

I see that France has closed its border to us. I remember being told that all the while we were in the EU we couldn't control our borders. That's the Ministry of Truth for you...

[Cressers]

Having left the EU, the UK is now a 'third country' so the previous EU common border controls no longer apply. France can do whatever it chooses, and who could blame them from banning British visitors right now?