[brian bromley]

So sad to see an old man thinking it fools anyone.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

Still a way to go before he can outdo Michael Fabricant.

[Tomsk]

I was sat opposite a bloke on a train once who'd got such a long comb over and lacquered it so thickly to stay in place that it bounced up and down on his head as the train moved, I was transfixed!
The funny thing was that if he'd shaved it off and sat there with a normal bald head nobody would have batted an eyelid.

[Deebo]

Isn't it laudable that despite working night and day kicking off WW3 he still finds time to care about his barnet.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

I was sat opposite a bloke on a train once who'd got such a long comb over and lacquered it so thickly to stay in place that it bounced up and down on his head as the train moved, I was transfixed!
The funny thing was that if he'd shaved it off and sat there with a normal bald head nobody would have batted an eyelid.

Ha, Ha. But I think I can beat that.
I sat opposite a bloke on the tube, it must've been summer because those little narrow windows at the top were open. So the train moves off and as wind picks up through the narrow window the bloke's hair starts moving about a bit with strands around the edges starting to get picked up. We make a sharp-ish turn, big chunk of wind comes into the carriage, and whoosh his hair takes off like a wind sock - its all side hair grown really long and its taken on a horizontal wave pattern stretching out behind him. Then as we approach the next station, the train slows, the wind dies down and his hair stops waving around and droops down onto his shoulder. He quickly piles it all back up on his head, and we're off again. It must've happened four or five times before he got off. Could've been an ad for Hamlet.

[dsmg]

Putin in Spanish = little masculine whore

[66zoolane]

Putin in Spanish = little masculine whore

The Spanish must've known. Pompey Sound's half time songs Two Tribes and I Predict a Riot, so good they kept things off the subject

[Ain’t got a Danny]

When is Abramovich getting kicked out?

[Tufnell_Chimes]

Well its a bit tricky to impose any sanctions when the Putin and his mates have dug themselves so well into the Conservative Party donor circle.

Seems like the last ten years have all been about saving the Conservative Party from tearing itself apart, and each effort to placate them makes it ten times worse. Tory party splitting - give them a referendum, then they can shut up. Oh shit. Make an advisory vote for brexit mandatory - we can softball them later. Oh bollox. Get Brexit done. Shit again. Forget Brexit - its all about the vaccine rollout. Yeah, that's better. 160k dead, european vaccine rollout surpasses uk. Shit, shit, shit - put Brexit back on front page. Fook. Parties. Shit. Ukraine - yeah, Ukraine - look big on the world stage. Truss. Shit. Conservative Party neck deep in Russian donors. Shit, shit, shit, shit, ad infinitum....

[bluetagagain]

So are you saying the EU dealt with the whole Covid thing better than us?

[Oct_63]

Do you think his plastic surgeon is:

1. still in favour,
2. In a Gulag or
3. Another Novichok victim.

Answers on a postcard, please.

[Isaac Hunt]

Surprised that with his money he hasn´t gone for a Rooney

[brian bromley]

only duffers could try and turn a light hearted thread taking the pee out of the worlds most dangerous man into another inaccurate political rant.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

You disappoint me 'Brian', I thought you were all about free speech, turns out you're the Thread Police.

[brian bromley]

you and thinking are very strange bedfellows.

[Cressers]

Putain is the French word for a whore; it's used as an expletive as we would use the F- word.

Écoutez et répétez : Putain!

[Tomsk]

Écoutez et répétez....

That takes me back to O'Level French!!
"Longmans Audio Visual French Stage A3 : Écoutez et répétez..."

[dsmg]

Putin’s come over

[Deebo]

From now on his version is known as the cvntover.

[Deebo]

Add Goebbels to that list. Five foot nothing in his jackboots.

[dsmg]

Wrong thread Deebooooo