[exterminator]

Say what you like about him, he speaks sheep fluently.

With that another rem***er sheep called Dimbo  turns up 

[BilltheCat]

"wannabe rocket plebs"

Nope....still means nothing.

[exterminator]

All golf is shit.

Golf didn't know what shit was till Ex tried his hand.

Well I'd  rather be enjoying the great outside than being a sheepy couch potato like you :-

I say "Brexit", and what happens  all the rem***er sheep start up,  

Bleat, Bleat

Baa, Baa

[Deebo]

I guess it’s easier to learn if you spend half your life shagging them.

Bleat bleat baa baa
.

[exterminator]

I guess it’s easier to learn if you spend half your life shagging them.

Bleat bleat baa baa
.

Im nothing to do with Welsh people Dimbo or a remoaner sheep - try again, you might get something right for once in your sad, lonely,life ...... but you haven't so far so I very much doubt it.

[exterminator]

"wannabe rocket plebs"

Nope....still means nothing.

Do keep up you dopey teacher, the scouse git  claims he works as some kind of rocket engineer.

[scouse]

Rocket scientist.

I've given up work now anyway. I need to spend some pension in whatever time I've got left.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

You weren't part of the IoW space programme, were you?

[Deebo]

Saunders Roe, Cowes, Black Knight? I knew someone who worked on that project to put the first wurzel in space. They sent him all the way to Woomera for the test launch and it crashed on take off.

[exterminator]

Rocket scientist.

I've given up work now anyway. I need to spend some pension in whatever time I've got left.

Welcome to "the given up work club" moosh, don't fancy a game of  golf do you by any chance - winner buys the other a new set of clubs from their pension pot  

There is a nice course near your old stomping ground of Macaroni's or whatever it was called  when you worked there 

p.s. You'll have to ditch the white "mad scientist" flashers coat, the Harry Potter glasses & the white electric shock hair, we have standards on the course that you will be expected to keep to - Oh & no nicking the flags. !!

[scouse]

Black Knight a bit before my time.

And any spare pension pot goes towards funding communist insurgents.

[Deebo]

The Black Knight was the IoW’s attempt at the wurzelisation of the galaxies back in the 60s. The project was fraught with problems and setbacks. Several of our yokels were handpicked and trained in space exploration instead of the chimps the Soviets and Yanks were using at the time. If the programme were being conducted today, Commander Exturdmangler, would be the first name on the list to be fired off from Cape Gurnard on a one way trip to explore the stars.

[exterminator]

The Black Knight was the IoW’s attempt at the wurzelisation of the galaxies back in the 60s. The project was fraught with problems and setbacks. Several of our yokels were handpicked and trained in space exploration instead of the chimps the Soviets and Yanks were using at the time. If the programme were being conducted today, Commander Exturdmangler, would be the first name on the list to be fired off from Cape Gurnard to explore the stars.

Well that explains it all,  Dimbo is our resident  Caulkhead inbred- no wonder he flips burgers down at Maccy D's for a living.

[Deebo]

Considering the old man’s from Gosport and the old lady’s from the east end of London it’s probably not worth trying to work out the mathematical possibilities of the incest angle, especially with your compromised brain. On the other hand, Pompey is proudly known as the "Island City" so maybe you need to look closer to home with that line of inquiry? It might be that your expertise at golf is caused by a good grip facilitated by that extra finger on your left hand and it would explain the sheep noises as well. 



As for the burger flipping, I would have loved to have done that for a job when I was a student as holiday work was hard to find back in the day. Don’t knock it till you’ve fried it as they say. Nowadays, I’d be quite happy to have a public pissing contest over personal wealth as it always seems so important to your fragile ego to appear to have more than others. 

[exterminator]

As I was born not too far from the east end of London -I don't need to look than far Dimbo.

I'm glad you aspired to be a burger flipper in your younger days, was about your limit then & you haven't gone much further since - have you got one star yet?

I/We're comfortable compared to other unfortunates but that is down to not being extravagant or reckless over the years - you got a problem with that moosh?

Anyway I'm off to swing the clubs - have a lovely burger flipping day ?‍♀️?

[Deebo]

"you got a problem with that moosh?"



Now, that’s the bog attendant in you coming out. Somebody been complaining about the lack of loo paper again?

[Jezzer]

Exturdcleaner spends an age cleaning the bog and disinfecting the cubicle when along comes another punter with a squidgy bott. He has to start all over again. On the golf course my arse..

Baa baa, bleat,clean, scrape, repeat.

[oi oi saveloy]

Deebo,
why don’t you start making “the exterminator” great name for a burger what would you put in it?

[Deebo]

I’m ahead of you Savs. I’ve been flogging The Exturdburger at Glastonbury all weekend and made a fortune. Three large sausages in a puddle of gravy and a dollop of brown sauce, all served in a bogpaper roll. They sold out by Saturday. McCartney had the last one and he’s a veggie.

[oi oi saveloy]

Could you bring one of those hot dog cart things and follow us around london when we go we’ll make it worth your time.

[Deebo]

Look out for the Dimbo’s sign over a wheelbarrow with one of those tin foil bbqs. Six Exturdburgers it is then and have a nice day.

[oi oi saveloy]

Smashing

[Deebo]

Oops. Nearly forgot the gherkins.

[exterminator]

Well, what a superb afternoon that was, there was a little rain to start with but the sun came out and we (25+players) had a great time, golf, light hearted conversation and plenty of exercise (almost 15, 000 steps)

After day of leisure tomorrow we will be doing it all again on Wednesday at a different course. Thursday will be at the gym, Friday me & the mrs are thinking of going to the IoW, sorry Dimbo the Caulkhead we won't have time to visit your burger joint as we heard they're sh!t !

.Saturday at H & W with some family members to see PFC and Sunday we will be out for lunch.

p s. Dimbo your apprentice Jezebel seems to have a sanitary problem, make sure you keep him away from the food. The problem stems from his mummy (as he calls her) keeping him in nappies until he reached puberty . Think of a few menial tasks for him, you can give him half a cardboard star if he should complete one.

[Tufnell_Chimes]

Just to return to the original OP:

“It’s OK to break the law because it’s a necessity,”

That was Liz Truss last night reasoning why it’s ok to break the NI protocol. So there you go, we can now all do whatever we like and justify it as a “necessity”.