14-01-2023, 10:03 AM
(14-01-2023, 08:17 AM)Jezzer Wrote: Exturdcleaner got toilet cleaning job up at Roko and in between shifts he sources all the gossip for us. Only a couple of weeks ago he told us the Cowleys would be at the club for years ...ok he talks shite as well as cleaning it up but he's is not the sharpest tool in the box unfortunately.
He was also outed as the Eastney Flasher once the police revealed they were looking for an aging, white male, with a pronounced beer belly, carrying
packet of andrex and stinking of domestos.
You're up to date now.
Oh dear the board Jezebel has surfaced, he was on the late shift at his burger flipping job at McD's attempting to gain his first star.
Jezebel has been ay Maccy D's over 10 years and was recently interviewed by the Old Bill in connection with several unsolved cases of "perving" - he is actually on bail at the moment while investigations continue, his mum who he still lives with is utterly ashamed of him.
To put the record straight I have been a member at Roko now PHFC since 2001 - I have now retired from my full time role as a Director of a local transport firm.
Jezzer is very jealous as I keep myself fit, rarely drink and certainly don't have a belly like he does from scoffing all those "free" manky burgers.
Jezzer on his minimum wage job can't afford much- an old pushbike, a pair of dirty ripped jeans, grubby t-shirt and a baseball cap worn back to front is his usual get up gear.
Now you are really up to date !!